10 signs that she's not that into you
1) She insists on paying for the first date.
READ: She might be a chest-thumping feminist, but chances are, she's trying to level the playing field and then get out of the game together.
2)She tries to peddle her girlfriend to you.
READ: She's on to someone else, but feels bad because you're obviously interested in her.
3)She doesn't laugh at any of your jokes.
READ: When girls are into you, they'll laugh at even your dull one-liners. So when you're the only one laughing, dude, the joke's on you!
4)She keeps looking at the dude at the other table during your dinner date.
READ: If we can't stand looking at your face, that's a major hint about how we feel about the rest of you.
5)She takes a week to reply your SMSes.
READ: We usually play it cool but a week is way too cool. We're probably only replying because there's nothing else to do at the taxi queue.
6) She tells you she doesn't know if she's lesbian.
READ: Believe me, it't not a suggestion for you to come watch her and her best friend get it on. It's really her way of saying she's never going to have sex with you. Ever.
7) She goes out with your best friend and blogs about thier "totally romantic" goodnight kiss.
READ: Don't think we're trying to make you jealous here - if we were, we'd do it more subtly than this. What we're trying to do is make you leave us alone.
8) She says you remind her of her kid brother.
READ: She thinks you're a boy; she wants a man. Move on.
9) She gives you an invalid cellphone number.
READ: Most of the time, we're too nice to either blow you off or give you a fake number. So if we bring ourselves to do either, it's a cosmic hint.
10) She tells you, "I'm just not that into you."
READ: Duh?!
READ: She might be a chest-thumping feminist, but chances are, she's trying to level the playing field and then get out of the game together.
2)She tries to peddle her girlfriend to you.
READ: She's on to someone else, but feels bad because you're obviously interested in her.
3)She doesn't laugh at any of your jokes.
READ: When girls are into you, they'll laugh at even your dull one-liners. So when you're the only one laughing, dude, the joke's on you!
4)She keeps looking at the dude at the other table during your dinner date.
READ: If we can't stand looking at your face, that's a major hint about how we feel about the rest of you.
5)She takes a week to reply your SMSes.
READ: We usually play it cool but a week is way too cool. We're probably only replying because there's nothing else to do at the taxi queue.
6) She tells you she doesn't know if she's lesbian.
READ: Believe me, it't not a suggestion for you to come watch her and her best friend get it on. It's really her way of saying she's never going to have sex with you. Ever.
7) She goes out with your best friend and blogs about thier "totally romantic" goodnight kiss.
READ: Don't think we're trying to make you jealous here - if we were, we'd do it more subtly than this. What we're trying to do is make you leave us alone.
8) She says you remind her of her kid brother.
READ: She thinks you're a boy; she wants a man. Move on.
9) She gives you an invalid cellphone number.
READ: Most of the time, we're too nice to either blow you off or give you a fake number. So if we bring ourselves to do either, it's a cosmic hint.
10) She tells you, "I'm just not that into you."
READ: Duh?!
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